Monday, July 11, 2005

Turkeys, Deer, and Squirrels

Everyone pretty well knows my turkey story...well, now the deer are after me. If you've ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide books you know what Stavromula Beta is..well, let's just say that the squirrels are my Stavromula Beta so I know I don't need to fear the deer or turkeys, but it's not to say they don't scare the crap out of me when they jump me in the woods.

Knowing that squirrels are to be my downfall, one wonders why I'd walk in the woods to begin with. Sure, I could go off on a Thorean diatribe or chalk it up to needing excercise and thinking I could outrun a group of squirrels, but really it was just to clear my head. Funny how life generally will hold off and dump it all on you at once. F'n Karma, maybe us Catholics aren't supposed to believe in it, but I do.

Yeah, Johnny, strange days indeed. Still, wish that someone would have told me.

Everybody's talking and no one says a word

Everybody's making love and no one really cares

There's nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
Always something happening and nothing going on

There's always something happening cooking and nothing in the pot

They're starving back in China so finish what you got.
They're starving back in China so finish what you got.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Strange days indeed
strange days indeed.
Everybody's runnin' and no one makes a move

Everyone's a winner
and no one seems to lose.
There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu.
Everybody's flying and no one leaves the ground

Everybody's crying and no one makes a sound.
There's a place for us in movies you just gotta stay around.

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Strange days indeed
most peculiar
Mama.
Everybody's smoking and no one's getting high

Everybody's flying and never touch the sky

There's Ufo's over New York and I ain't too surprised.
Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Nobody told me there'd be days like these

Strange days indeed
most peculiar. Mama.